Liberal States Whine, "No (Bean) Fair!"

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It's about time the government did something about pesky liberal states like NY. Who do the heck they think they are, expecting The Statue of Liberty to be considered a national icon that should be put on the Homeland Security's list of possible targets of terrorism? Why, not even the Empire State Building made the list. Are we supposed to be protecting Frenchie art??

The people of New York City, Boston, California and the like are going to have to get used to the fact that states like Indiana have far more worthy institutions to protect. (Indiana had 8,591 assets. NY claimed 5,687) On the list on behalf of the Heartland of America, there were petting zoos, a bourbon festival, a bean festival, and the Kangaroo Conservation Center in GA.

These are places where good American folks come with their families, the very same Americans that voted for our great president. The Values Voters!! These are the people that should be protected! And Kangaroos are from Australia, and Australia is our ally in God's chosen war against evil!! Conserving kangaroos is a distinct American value! They should be adding county fairs and Walmarts!

Statue of Liberty? Empire State Building? Pffft. Bleeding heart liberal icons if I ever saw 'em. They wanna cry about getting more money for their firefighters and police forces to protect against terrorists than Indiana? Boo freaking hoo. Who did you vote for last election, NY? Yeah, I thought so. Traitorous traitors!

Besides, everyone knows God is targeting the blue states anyway because they are part of the Gay Agenda. Nothing we can do can stop His will!! Hooray for dead blue state people!!